Cocks – A New Track By Coldplay

It looks as though Chris Martin has put on a few pounds, but don’t worry, because all is not lost (see what I did there with the lyric?, genius I am), because his song writing skills and voice are still as ordinary as ever.

Coldplay have gone back to the drawing board on their more mainstream tracks, Clocks, and have re-interpreted it as Cocks.

We need more songs like Cocks.